Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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