Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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hi, im sober.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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