Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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