- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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