- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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