What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Black people having a Job.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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