- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

My parents died!

Why was the woman?

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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