Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Women's Rights

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Jerry.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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