An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

bees knees

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

long in the tooth!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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