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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What's clear and wet? water

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

I'm hungry.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange