- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Wanker

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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