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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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