What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Women's Rights

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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The WPGA tour

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<=3 penis

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hello

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purple pickles

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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