why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

long in the tooth!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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