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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Women's rights

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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