Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Seven

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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