Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Gay's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Get off my porch.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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