- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A guy was beet by his wife.

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