Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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God

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Women can vote? WTF

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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4 1/2

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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