- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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