- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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