- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Rick Santorum 2012

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Do you love me? No.