- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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