- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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