What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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