- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I am a joke. I am funny.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

what's the difference between a duck?

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Yock

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

your life

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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