- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What is more worse than death? Death

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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