Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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