- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What can fly? Lots of things

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

i am and me is i

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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