A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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im not food

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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girls basketball

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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