- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Rebecca Black.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

If i open this door you can go trough it

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