why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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women's rights

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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