why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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bees knees

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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charlie sheen

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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