What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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