Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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spell backwards: taco cat

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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