A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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