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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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