Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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