What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

You know what's catchy? A cold

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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