A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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