- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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