A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

spell backwards: taco cat

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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