How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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That's what SHE said!

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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baby seal walks into a club

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