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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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