What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Gay's

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

A guy was beet by his wife.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Guess what? AIDS!

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Get off my porch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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