Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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