what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

penis haha

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Woman's Rights

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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