Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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