- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Obama

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

God wrote this joke.................................

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

woman..parallel parking

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

NEVER

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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