- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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