- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Diarrhea

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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