Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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