What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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homosexuals are gay

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

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