What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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