Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Gay's

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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