A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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