What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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why does column have a letter n?

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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