- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

why did the black guy die? cancer

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Diarrhea

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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