- Anti Joke

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

God. God.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Where's the dick??? east

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Yanter, Look it up

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

God. God.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

82

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Womens Rights

Where's the dick??? east

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.