What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Knock knock knock OCD

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Women drivers...

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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