There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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