Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Agent 47.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Cows are land manatees.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

homosexuals are gay

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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