- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Women's rights...

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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