What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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YOLO

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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