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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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