- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Woman's Rights

Can I ask you a question? You just did

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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