- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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