You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Chuck Norris Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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