- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

what has genitial warts? me

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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