- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

I'm sn otter

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A women's opinion.

A women walks into a kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Justin Bieber's mother.

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