Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Michel Moor on a die...

A Pakistani news reader.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

People...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the president do for the people? ...

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Wright flyer

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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