- Anti Joke

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Where's the dick??? east

Womens Rights

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too