I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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