- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??