- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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