Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Of course, first door on your left

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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