- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

why did the black guy die? cancer

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

God. God.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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